Crazy Salt Lake Guy. DeJa Vu?

I know this is old news, but the Hubs and I watch the Bachelor a day later than the rest of America because our Boo isn't in bed before it starts. Call me old-fashioned, but I just don't think it's appropriate television for a 3-year-old.

While watching the Bachelor on Hulu last night I was so disgusted by crazy Salt Lake Guy I almost had to gouge my eyes out. I kept looking at The Hubs wide-eyed thinking, "Did he really just say that?! Why? WHY!? (Yes you heard me correctly, The Hubs watches Bachelor with me. Don't tell anyone K because it's kind of a secret. wink.)

Why in the world must all reality TV people who represent Utah be sociopaths? Strong word? Watch the last episode of The Bachelorette. Trust me, not so strong.

Excuse me, did Ashley just say Michelle Money (Crazy Salt Lake Chick) gave her the clue about Crazy Salt Lake Guy? What the? Is there a small clump of beautiful yet horrible human beings in Salt Lake City who are all connected!?

Boo and I have been talking about Stranger Danger. We have watched the movie "Safe Side Cool Chick" about a zillion times, which I highly recommend, by the way. It's done by John Walsh and they do a great job. Anyway, it teaches kids that if a "Don't Know" (stranger) tries to talk to them and ask them questions while his mom or dad isn't around to yell, "This isn't my mom!"

While quizzing Boo I asked him what he should do in such a situation and he yelled, "Bad human here!" Well that oughta' do. Brutal? Yes. Gets the point across? I think so.

While watching Crazy Salt Lake Guy I just kept wanting to yell, "Bad human here!" It seemed totally fitting.

A tale of two eyebrows

Yes, yes it's true. 'The Bachelor' is my not-so-guilty, guilty pleasure for more seasons than I'd like to admit. I love it. And don't judge. It's brilliant t.v. Brilliant! If you don't agree, I'm sure we can find other things to talk about. Much less important things like politics, yadda, yadda, yadda. But for now, I'd like to keep our conversation sophisticated. - What is with Salt Lake Chic!?

Was she really born without a soul or is that just how the producers are making her seem? I'm going with the former. For sure. She's awful.

She's 90 percent confidence and 10 percent eyebrows.

Let's please talk about her eyebrows for just a minute. They have their own weather system, spherical and quick-pointy at parts. (Meant to be read with a Scottish accent. If you don't know what I am talking about, I am very disappointed.) Do they communicate with each other in some alternate eyebrow universe? Maybe they have separate eyebrow personalities that get together and plan evil eyebrow plots. I'm pretty sure they have their own separate eyebrow apartments and reunited for the big show. If we're lucky they'll get together and make tiny eyebrow babies.

I kid, I kid. She's very pretty. In a rather sinister kind of way.

In any case, bring on more genius television, I say! Eyebrows and all.