Grandpa and Boo converse (Grandpa's account)

Boo: "What happened, Grandpa?" While pointing at a scab on his arm.
Grandpa: "That's a spider bite."
Boo: "Ouch. My mom can fix it, she's a doctor."
Grandpa: "She is?"
Boo: "Well, no. But she's kind of like a doctor. She's amazing!"
Grandpa: "Well, I'll have to let her take a look then."
Boo: "Yeah, she always makes me feel better."

Those are the reasons I wake up in the morning. :)